Punny Door Jokes and Riddles

We wanted to make our readers laugh today. Hopefully you get a nice chuckle out of these jokes, and get some brain teasers out of this article as well. If you are in need of new Patio Doors or a new Front Door please contact us today through our website for your free quote. And please comment below with any jokes you think we missed. So keep reading for these Punny Door Jokes & Riddles! Door Jokes and Riddles

1. Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

2. Who is the guy at your front door with no legs and no arms? Mat!

3. What goes through a door but never goes in and never comes out? A Keyhole

4. What is a cute door called? Adoorable Door Jokes and Riddles

5. What has no hands but might knock on your door, and if it does you better open up? Opportunity

6. When is a door not a door? When it’s ajar!

7. What do you call a silly doorbell? A Ding Dong

8. I used to work at a revolving door company. Then I thought, “this job is going nowhere fast.”

9. I’m writing a song about getting my door lock replaced. There’s a key change at the end.

10. A clown held a door open for me the other day. I thought, “what a nice jester”.

11. My dog keeps barking every time there is someone at the door. Don’t know why, it’s almost never for her.

12. My boss said I wasn’t selling enough doors for our company. But Man, I bet if he were in my situation he couldn’t get a handle on it either.

13. What is a door’s favorite tv show. Doora the explorer.

14. There were so many clues the door committed a crime, it was truly an open and shut case.

15. My granddad always used to say, As one door closes another one opens. Lovely man. Terrible cabinet maker.  Door Jokes and Riddles

Final Thoughts
We hope you enjoyed these funny jokes. We will see you next week for another article about windows, siding and doors!