Hilarious Door Jokes
Thank you for joining us for today’s article where we will be sharing all kinds of funny jokes about doors! Keep reading for a good laugh and remember that Conservation Construction of Dallas does complete Front Door and Patio Door Replacement projects! If you are in need of a free quote for new door replacement you can reach out to us today here.
- Did you hear about the person who invented the door knocker?
He won a no-bell prize.
- Why did the door go to the therapist?” “Because it had a problem opening up.
- What did the door say to the wall?” “I’ll handle this one, you just stand there and wait your turn.
- Knowing how to pick locks has really opened a lot of doors for me.
- When is a door not a door?
- What is a door’s favorite TV show? Doora the explorer.
- What do you get when 10000 blueberries try to go through the door at the same time? A blueberry jam
- How does a ghost unlock a door? With a spoo-key
- After years of wondering what happens behind closed doors, I finally know the answer. The post just lands on the carpet.
- A clown held a door open for me the other day. I thought, “what a nice jester”
- I used to work at a revolving door company. Then I thought, “this job is going nowhere fast”
- What do you call a man lying in front of a door? Mat
Conclusion
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