Funny Window, Siding, and Door Puns!
If you’re looking for a good laugh to start your weekend off great, you’ve come to the right place. We can’t wait for you to read today’s article and get a good laugh. We’ve got all sorts of good jokes and puns for you so keep reading and share these with your friends. If you are in need of window, siding, and door replacement you can reach out to Conservation Construction of Dallas today for your free quote.
Why did the house get a new set of siding?
Because it wanted to turn over a new “leaf” and never be “board” again!
What is a door’s favorite TV show. Doora the explorer.
What do you call a silly doorbell? A Ding Dong.
What do you call a lime that opens doors? A Key Lime
Why did the window go to therapy?
Because it had a paneful past and needed some frame of mind before it could finally let go and embrace replacement!
I used to work at a revolving door company. Then I thought, “this job is going nowhere fast” so i quit.
Why did the patio door go to therapy?
Because it felt like it was constantly being pushed and pulled, and it just couldn’t handle the emotional pane anymore!
Today my real estate agent showed me a house that had mirrors as siding. I could really see myself in it.
Final Thoughts
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