What Not To Do When Hanging Christmas Lights

We should state outright that everyone should use caution when hanging lights and this is only advice . . .

First and foremost I’d say use common sense when hanging lights. A HUGE list of don'ts include;

• • Don’t do anything Clark Griswold does in Christmas Vacation while hanging outdoor lights. There’s a reason they put all that stuff in a comedy movie. I don’t care what his father taught him about exterior illumination--all that stuff is comically dangerous. In fact, I’m confident that if you just stick to doing everything opposite of Clark you’ll be pretty okay stringing lights this year.

• • Don’t climb the ladder by yourself without having someone hold the ladder for you.

• • Don’t wear inappropriate shoes. A list of these shoes are;

    • • High Heels

    • • Sandals

    • Shoes without traction

• • Don’t climb on the roof without an anchor or somebody else watching your back to keep you safe. Another classic example is the movie Christmas With The Kranks. Don’t do what Tim Allen does depicted in the photo to the right. Nothing about this seems safe.

• • Don’t lean far over on the ladder to add additional light clips or to attach lights. Better to use caution than to have the entire latter tip over with you on it. 

• • Don’t try to untangle extension cords while you are on the ladder. Untangle all your mini lights, led lights, net lights, light displays or any thing that requires this attention beforehand. That way you’re not dealing with it while you’re in a precarious position.

• • Don’t wait to check the lights. Always check your lights before hand so you know they are all working. It’s the worst feeling to know that one string isn’t working and if you had just double checked you wouldn’t have to get on the roof again.

• • Don’t put lights up if there are slippery conditions on the roof. Wait until you have a dry surface to hang lights.

• Don’t take it too seriously. Hang holiday lights to spread joy to others and yourself.

Now That we’ve covered the don’ts let’s cover the do’s.

• • Do string as many lights as possible. A lot of lights really sparkle and shine and draw positive attention to your house.

• • Do use the right equipment. Staple guns, plastic clips, hammers, nails, and gloves are all great. Make sure your equipment is in good condition.

• • Do buy lights on a bargain. After the season is done it’s a good time to buy lights cheap for next year.

• • Do mix and match. Icicle lights and colored lights, and all outdoor Christmas lights really add a level of beauty to any house.

• • Do try and outdo the neighbors. They have to have a reason to step up their game and so do you. Friendly competition is always a “good thing” in my opinion.

• • Do decorate the trees in your yard. One regular tree can easily be transformed into a Christmas tree.

• This season’s beauty is everywhere. Do drive around and see all the lights to experience it for yourself. All those colors usually lift my spirits and they might lift yours too.

In conclusion holiday decorating is a great way to spend time with the family and bring people together. Make sure to be cautious when hanging lights, always use the proper equipment, and admire everyone’s hard work. Finally, we all here at Conservation Construction of Dallas hope you have a wonderful holiday season. If you are looking for Siding, Windows, or Doors, we’ve got you covered. Until next week . . .