Friday Window and Door Jokes!
Welcome to today’s article. We can’t wait for you to you read these funny door and window jokes. Remember that if you need windows or new exterior doors please reach out today to get your free quote! We can’t wait to hear from you. Now . . . let’s jump into the jokes.
Why did the window go to therapy?
Because it had too many panes!
What did the door say to the doorknob?
"You look a little unhinged today!"
Why did the door get a job as a comedian?
Because it had a great opening line!
What did the window say to the house during the storm?
"I feel a little pane-icky!"
Why did the door get fired from its job?
It just couldn't handle the pressure of being a revolving door!
Why did the grown up write instructions on his window?
He wanted to be very clear.
I wrote about the view from my bedroom window . . .
It’s just one storey
Why did the person throw their clock out the window?
They wanted to see time fly by.
Knock on wood; it’s a door-able.
My sense of humor is unhinged.
Why did the door go to the therapist?” “Because it had a problem opening up.
I walked into my glass door today
Oh the pane...
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